The words already slip me... I remember them differently. You have no right to read them.

Ophelia,

This is an update on the task we discussed yesterday.
I have reviewed the initial proposal you sent and have highlighted where you must make improvements. Make the necessary revisions and send it back to me by the end of day today. I expect the final version to be comprehensive and polished.
Also, we have a team meeting scheduled for tomorrow at 10 AM in the conference room. Don’t be late, I won’t stand for it.

Regards,
William Richardson

Ophelia,

Come by my office at 12 PM, we have a contract to go over and revise. Make sure to read over it twice, I will not stand you embarrassing my name with any misspelling again.
And make sure you send my morning emails on time. The notifications are giving me a headache.

Regards,
William Richardson

P.S. Wear that tight dress I like.

Ophelia,

I am aware that your computer is not within our offices, but given I bought it for you I expect the same professionalism within it as I would during work hours. I will be perodically checking your files and will ensure all major distractions are put out of sight.

A computer is not a toy, it is a tool. Tools must be used responsibly.

Regards,
William Richardson

Ophelia,

I write to remind you not to discuss the holiday with me throughout office hours. I will send for you late this evening, do not leave me waiting. There will be plenty of time for discussion then.

Regards,
William Richardson

Ophelia,

As the proper revisions to the J&R presentation have yet to be finalized, I assume you are not considering attending the Banquet tomorrow evening?
I must remind you that the chair meeting is Friday and I will not tolerate your continued distractions from our business' best interest. The office will remain unlocked after hours, I expect you will make the better choice.

Regards,
William Richardson

Dear Ophelia,

I enjoyed properly meeting during our New Year Celebration. It's easy to tell you are a woman of strong character, skills, and dare I say, beauty. I am glad to see the new secretary position has been filled by someone competent for once.

Happy New Year,

William Richardson

Dear Ophelia,

I adored the conversation we shared earlier today. It is not often a woman of your stature can hold her own in discussions of such intellect and depth. I'll admit, I did not want it to end as prematurely as it did.

Would you happen to be free this weekend? It would be my honor to continue our little debate, perhaps over some gnocchi and wine?

The choice is yours. Either way, you have my respect.

Warm Regards,

William Richardson

Darling Ophelia,

You enchant me.

The night we shared is one I won't soon forget. Can you fault me for hoping you might not, either?

Yours,

William Richardson

P.S. I'm rather fond of you with your hair down. Wear it like that more often.

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